I Purged All the Hot Girls from My Instagram

For a girl I’m not even dating.

Alright, ladies. Listen up: If a man tells you he doesn’t follow any girls who post suggestive pictures on Instagram, there are generally only two possibilities. Either he’s gay, or he’s lying. It’s that simple. I don’t care if he’s married — happily or otherwise. I don’t care how old or young he is. In the male world, Instagram is…